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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

ok!

yeah okay ill reblog that

I will never not reblog Brutus my beloved

so its been a while since ive been on tumblr but i was scrolling thru my rbs looking for a post, and apparently my rb of this got hit with a "content label needed" censor. does that seem off to anyone else? no? just me? ok.

Oh I'll just deal with all the problems in an academic career by being good enough, why didn't I think of that before?

Yeah, I too often reach for this cursed notion, and it does not seem to be working out well....

Remember gently holding a catgirl (such as me) mathematician (such as me) and telling her that she is clever and beautiful is currently considered to be top tier meta for farming karma. I bring this up for no reason in particular. Just sharing tips.

I love triangles. Thinking about the tetrahedron. Thinking about the triangular bipyramid. Thinking about the octahedron. Thinking about the icosahedron.

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

missed it by a whole twenty five minutes last year, so here I am scheduling…