me, brilliant: I should toss the vegetables with oil and lemon juice prior to absolutely fucking blasting the air fryer heat custom style
my air quality monitor, minutes later: hey
so it turns out the reason recipes tend not to suggest coating vegetables in lemon juice (as opposed to a simple demure layer of oil) prior to crisping them at four hundred degrees fahrenheit is that delicious flavorful moisture plus cleaned trimmed vegetable plus blazing hot air fryer equals a somewhat dangerous program advance
however, using my excellently trained netbattle brain I quickly discovered how to counter PoisPhar
the window
it all comes back to haunt us eventually, now doesn't it?
as surely as the sun does rise and the moon does set upon our verdant home one day it shall be that you find yourself within the range of my blades and I will show you all that I have learned
