"Actually," said the Australian cryptozoologist, "I was hoping to meet someone who was looking for the Yowie."
"What a coincidence!" said the fujoshi.
There was a pause. "Sorry," said the Australian cryptozoologist. "Does this joke work better written down or spoken aloud?"
"I think it's a bit crap either way," said the fujoshi.
"Look, I'm trying my best," said the writer.

















