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see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

"just write the story you want to read!" they said. well, guess what, now i have 14 unfinished drafts because apparently, i want to read 14 different stories at once.

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

doctor just prescribed me music really loud