it's snoopy time

fuck my damn frank sinatra life

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

For the full Swamp lighterfluid martini experience you have to drink your gin room temp they were pouring that shit straight from still to glass living in a tent that shit was WARM and there is no way roomtemp homemade gin is in any way improved by being un chilled just full martini glass of warm everclear

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

oh my god

he was making the point that when men are evil it’s bad but when women are evil it’s awesome

The S in Gloria Steinem stands for Sondheim

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That