buzz buzz, bitch

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

i think instead of sniffling, shane tends to wiggle is nose to try to hold off a sneeze or when he’s itchy. this of course leads to ilya calling him “my bunny/bunny” in russian (moy krolik/krolik). shane pretends to hate it but secretly loves it

relevant

I guess I'll reblog as well.

Just to confirm yk?

I have such a crush on her ahhhhhh

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Thank you Hitchcock