what up fuckers

guys i’m serious give me ideas for matt damon characters

sorry i’m still thinking about matt damon having a “horrific” tim with his allergies. that’s the hottest thing i’ve ever heard. imagine tom ripley with crippling allergies. will huntington with allergies. so many more. BYE!

omg first time in my life someone came in when i was jerkin it. didn’t know when my roommate would be home and i heard the door unlock but didn’t know my room to my door was open and she came in and i was fortunately in a situation where she didn’t i think notice anything for real but she did in fact see my underwear and shorts on the ground and she said are you bottomless under there and i was like um yes

had a dream there was an interview w my new fav where they literally just had him fake a bunch of different types of sneezes 😭😭😭😭it was so hot

so many new videos coming out of one of my favorite actors right now filming and someone said he looks like he has to sneeze and i’m sorry i know there has to be a video of him sneezing and i need it literally so badly

went to a movie w friends the other day including a guy i have a crush on. after the movie he put his elbow up and i could tell he was gonna sneeze, and he did! i’ve seen him sneeze before and it was a double and he had seemed to wait for the second so my guess was he has doubles often and then this time he sneezed a total of 3x with like two seconds between each. hot hot hot

may the fourth be with you guys plz drop any anakin fics you’re aware of♥️♥️♥️♥️mine are linked in my master list on my profile☺️