kool aid man? no...no kool aid, man

AS IF YOU DIDN’T READ SMUT ALL YEAR ROUND, YOU WHOREEEEEE

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Wade and Peter are on rooftop, talking and eating takeout after a mission.

Wade, rambling as always: - And then he told me that I was the most hideous thing he ever saw and that I should like, sew my mask to my face to be visually bearable to the general public, which is funny because I know where he willingly puts his dick sometimes and let me tell you-

Peter, who was clearly zoning out of the conversation, suddenly very focused: Who said that?

Wade: Huh?

Peter: Which villain said that shit to you?

Wade: Villain? no it was Tony Stark. During yesterday mission.

Peter: ...

Peter, actively preparing the webs he's gonna put in every engine of Stark's favorite cars: Huh, how funny of him.

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Peter: Pool, you've gotta stop throwing yourself at dangerous individuals you don't know the powers of.

Wade: Listen baby, with all the freaks around here there has to be at least one who can put me down definetely. I just have to annoy the shit out of anyone with any kind of power and see which one sticks.

Peter: Anyone kill you, I'm gonna make their lives hell on earth.

Wade, joking: Awww, spidey babe, I'm gonna be the one who makes you break your no kill rule?

Peter, absolutely not joking: Yep.

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Peter: Oh my God Deadpool, you are being so damn jittery. More than usual. You have ants crawling under your skin or something?

Wade: Huh, might as well.

Peter: What do you mean?

Wade, shrugging: You know how it is, some flare ups. Every inch of skin feels like it's being burned with acid, my bones are aching something fierce and it feels like my brain is being boiled inside my skull. The usual. Oh there is this new chinese place in the corner, we should-, Spidey, are you good?

Peter: No I'm not good! You are in pain, you shouldn't be here!

Wade: Webs, I'm always in pain. Every second of every day I'm in pain. This is fucking thursday for me, just a slightly shittier thursday. But you know what would make it less shitty? having chinese food after the mission! You good with that?

Peter, actively having a breakdown about never noticing Wade suffering, thinking that if anyone dares to even put a scratch on Wade during the mission he's going full berserk on them: ... Sure. I'm paying.

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Random villain: With that healing powers, torturing you will be fun. I'm gonna drag it out, and I'm gonna enjoy it.

Wade: Uuuuh, kinky. Maybe I will let you, if you're entertaining enough. Should we give him a chance Spidey?

Here are some of my hcs / scenarios 🥰

- Ryans ears and eyebrows perk up when he sees Naim, or hears his voice from behind him, like when he knows it's the real Naim. He turns around to see him and smiles as Naim gets closer

- Ryan adores having his face glued to Naim's, he loves to just press his forhead and nose against Naim's cheek, he noses at Naim's hair, he kisses up and down and all around Naim's face, neck, and shoulders all while Naim just smiles and leans into him

- after they ran away together, Naim didn't have any clothes, all he had was his wallet, with not much money, his lighter, and phone. So when they got to a motel to sleep at, he realized he didn't have any clothes. Ryan realized his thoughts and told him he could wear Ryan's extras.

"You like it when he licks you, baby?"

1. people hating on writers and fics. writing is something we do for free and for fun. if you stumble upon a fanfic that isn't necessarily your cup of tea or you just don't like, scroll. dont read it. literally leave their page. you don't know if this could be the author's first work that they're so excited about, you dont know if the language they're writing in isn't their first language, you dont know that the writer could be a literal teen and loads of other reasons. fanfictions don't HAVE to be perfect. you write what you want to write because we do it for fun and enjoyment and we want to share that to the world. seriously, what is the wrong with that?..

2. x reader consumers getting WAY too entitled. the number of tiktoks i've seen that say "i run a strict program when it comes to reading fanfics." girl you aint running shit. this is FAN FICTION you're reading. F A N F I C T I O N. there is no denying that most fanfiction writes are beyond talented but just because you read one fanfic that exceeds your expectations doesn't give you the right to talk down on others that don't. people have their own personal writing style, their way of doing things and you talking shit on that isn't right.

at the end of the day, we are all humans, reading and writing is what we do and what we're meant to do. and for you to talk shit about a person WRITING is so insane. we are humans. not some robots that you can tell what to do so you can consume it.

i've seen so so many authors take down their fanfics and losing all motivation to write because of a hate comment. DONT LIKE DONT READ‼️

People are allowed to fantasize and enjoy a character outside of their original text in whatever way that means. To all the fic writers who do prompts and tag certain characters they think fits that prompt, keep it up! Its your joy, your mind, and nobody deserves to stomp on your creativity for the sake of their own.