Like what do you mean Hal got transformed so easily? Scratch that, how could they possibly think that he would've let himself be commanded around like that?

At the first mention of "call me master", from Dick of all people, Hal Jordan is waving a giant green middle finger in the air and banishing that vampire shit out of his body. Like don't get me wrong he likes the kid, he was there when Dick was Robin, he watched him grow, but he wouldn't let celestial beings take over his mind, hell will freeze over before he kneels and call "master" anyone associated with Batman.

Has a sense of humour that beats that of any other Spider-Man. He has a direct connection between his brain and his mouth, and he spews some of the most hilarious dialogues and internal monologues I've ever read.

After transforming decided to wear the first tear-resistant clothes he had to run from a villain, and those clothes were the costume he wore for "el día de los muertos". He then proceed in never changing that design despite the fact that his brother clocked him being Spider-Man exactly because of that.

Yeah, has a brother. A little brother named Gabriel that he loves more than life itself. Gabriel seems not to be aware of it, but Miguel would set the word on fire for him.

Is a little messed up because he's the son of Conchata O'Hara, a woman in an abusive relationship who cheated on the husband she hated with another horrible man, and as a result of that became pregnant with him. He grew up with an abusive father and a mother that couldn't stand to look at him and kind of gave up on him because he reminded her of both his fathers.

Partecipated at Ninja U.S once, showing off his superhuman abilities in front of cameras and hundreds of viewers. Secret identity? what the fuck is a secret identity and why should he be worried about it?

Could never be put in the "he would support Trump" category like other heroes, because he explicitly said in a comic that he does't like him.

Was banished into the past and in a different dimension, away from anyone he ever knew and loved, and was afraid of dying so far from the home he was so desperately trying to return to.

Is a great friend to the Peter Parker of Earth 616, the Prime Earth, where he was stranded.

Likes hugs, and when he holds people he does so vey delicately because he doesn't want to hurt them with his strenght.

During a very clichè dialogue of "I would rather die" "That can be arranged" between two other people, he inserted himself by saying, gleefully, "Me first!", and then kicked the bad guy straight in the face.

Has as an arch nemesis his biological father, who's a corrupt rich CEO who Miguel has fantasized about throwing out of a window numerous times.

Has kind of an habit of fantasizing about losing his shit on people who are annoying him.

Looks like a womanizer but he's actually an absolute loser. It's him and the "bitches" he pulled by being a human disaster. The girls were the one kissing him first, every single time, while he looked bewildered about how this could've possibly happened.

Went in his dimension and brought back to the past a cure for his friend with cancer, and decided that the best course of action in order to give it to her was ... enter her apartment in the middle of the night as Spider-Man, spry her with the cure, wake her up in the middle of doing it, getting threatened with a gun, tell her that's why she doesn't have any friends, and then get away trough the window. That would later end up being his girlfriend.

Threw a dude into a crowd of angry vampire zombies to be teared apart, knowing that the dude was immortal so he would suffer hell while being torn to pieces but wouldn't actually die. All because this guy caused Miguel's mother to be bit and trasformed into a vampire zombie.

Is afraid of horses.

Describes himself as having the brains, but lacking common sense.

Is the one who had this conversation with LYLA:

"Are you alright Miguel?"

"Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Just a little... you know, I forget what they call it..."

"PTSD"

"Right, that."

Has a hatred for corrupted cops and politicians.

Is the most chalant person to ever live, but somehow nobody sees it. His brother and his fiancee discuss about how "he cares, but he's good at hiding it" and then the next panel shows Miguel helping a woman escape custody and risking his life doing it because she's the girl his brother has a fling with.

Like, they gave Spider Noir's personality to Miguel. The Miguel O'Hara of the comics is a blast. Genuinely, the guy of Spider-man 2099 (1992) is this half irish half mexican genius scientist with a big mouth going around roasting anybody on sight. His internal monologue is comedic genius, it made me chuckle. In and out of costume he gives Peter Parker a run for his money with the humour. Maybe it was the abusive father or the mommy issues, but the dude is hilarious.

He's a scientist, not a fighter. He's fit, but far from the muscle giant of the films. He can barely throw a punch. He says, and I quote, "The last time I was in a serious fight I was six years old... and I got clobbered". He gets out of situations by being smart and totally unhinged. His enemies can't predict his strategy if he does't have one to begin with!

He's in his 30's but everyone always calls him kid or boy. He deals with corrupt politicians all the time and fantasize about throwing them out of windows. He goes around with sunglasses always on because his spider powers make his eyes sensitive to light and he's always talking strange and muttering because he can't open his mouth too much without revealing his fangs.

Even if I find that later comics don't capture his sarcasm and personality like the original, they still portray a man who, even after a lot of traumatic experiences and losses, still mantain his stupid sense of humour and his attitude.

Now, Spider Noir in his comics is not so flippant. On the contrary, he's quite serious and grim, and he has his reasons. He's probably in his 20's at most, living in a pre-WW2 society with a very difficult social and political climate. The dude has seen the cannibalized body of his uncle and much more. He has humour, but it's much more dry and dark than the usual Peter Parker one.

Their approach to moral dilemmas like killing and their views on the laws of their respective societies may be the only things they vaguely share, which is very interesting given the time periods they come from.

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Bruce: Lantern, I need your help here in Gotham.

Hal: ... You sure?

Bruce: Yeah, alien stuff is usually your field.

Hal: Well yeah, but wathever's wrong with Gotham has less to do with "alien stuff" and more with "hell on earth" stuff, and that's way out of my juristiction. Call Zatanna.

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Bruce: Arthur, I beg of you.

Arthur: Bruce, I respect and admire you. I consider you a dear friend, but you're asking for too much here.

Bruce: Too much? I just need you to make a little dive in to Gotham's Port waters to see-

Arthur: That's not water anymore, and the creatures inside of whatever that is are not fishes anymore. The motherfucking kraken would not take a dive there!

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Bruce: J'onn, there is this case I'm working on, I could really use your telepathy.

J'onn: I'm desolated Batman, but I'm not sure it would be right for me to come to Gotham.

Bruce: What? why?

J'onn: My powers detect a certain hostility in the air, an underlaying anger. How would the younger heroes say it?

Bruce: ?

J'onn: Ah yes, I'm getting shitty vibes.

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Zatanna: No Bruce, sweetie, I'm not coming to Gotham again.

Bruce: Do you mind explaining why?

Zatanna: Last time the city demanded I made a blood pact of allegiance to her trough unconventional means. With all due respect Bruce, using sex with you as a method to make magical pacts involving eternal loyalty is kind of obsolete. You have to establish some boundaries.

Bruce: ...

Bruce: I need so many explanations.

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Bruce: Honestly Clark, I expected a bit better from you.

Clark: I'm sorry Bruce, I really am, but never in my life have I had to be so careful with my powers as I have to in Gotham. It's so stressfull.

Bruce: I don't get it.

Clark: People there get out of their way to bump into eachother! Is it a way to establish dominance or something? Why do they have to smash their shoulders into mine? Then I feel guilty for breaking their bones! Not to talk about the non existent respect for traffic laws! Are your insurances so good you can afford to drive like you want to run over somebody? And oh, the things I see with my heat vision! why are your sewers full of DEAD BODIES-

Bruce: Okay, I get it.

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Bruce: Diana-

Diana: No.

Bruce: But-

Scared? Hal Jordan? Hal "middle child of three boys raised by a single mother" Jordan? The man that has such a difficult relationship with his family that he has been blamed for the death of his mother by his older brother? That has been having screaming matches with his siblings so loud they could destroy walls? And that's all without mentioning the Green Lantern gig and all that came with it. Yeah no, Hal will not be intimidated by emo kids with daddy issues.

He will not "try to impress them" and convince them that he's good for their father. He's stepping into the manor, looking them in the eye one by one and going: "supper time spanky".

He's the dad that stepped up, but also, he will be unhinged. A kid goes to him saying "he called me an asshole!" and he responds with "So? tell him that at least your asshole isn't in constant danger of carrying an STD because of irresponsible use".

He will buy everyone food if they are hungry, but he'll also fight ferociously for the last pizza slice in the box. He's not above biting either.

Two of the kids are fighting? he offers himself as referee so they don't end up killing eachother and lets them fight it out, Jessica Jordan style.

He doesn't mind being stalked, he has nothing to hide. But also, he likes to use the ring to become invisible and then slowly float behind whoever is following him and whisper "booo" in their ears. He has made more than one batkid jump from a ledge with that one.

He's also not above using his green lantern powers on them, the kids will be put in air jail if the situation calls for it.

Also, he has a thick as fuck skin when it comes to cruelty. He has heard so many degrading things coming his way, for his life decisions, for his queerness, for the mistakes he has made and the lives he has let slip between his fingers, he can take anything. Let the kids throw their very worst at him and see how he tanks it, stares at them till they are hollowed out of their anger and then go "did it help? screaming it out? does it make you feel better, hurting someone else just like you hurt? Did inflicting pain on someone else suddenly made yours go away?". Argument ended instantly.

Like, any of the lanterns would've handled this is three seconds, but this is not their story so either they get portrayed as so much weaker than they should be or their capability to fight gets taken away all togheter. It's honestly such lazy writing.

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Kara, who has gotten used to the fact that she won't ever hear anyone speak kryptonese ever again, using it to say things outloud without anyone understanding her during the first time Clarks introduces her to the League: This is so stupid. I don't like these people, I don't know why Kal would think it's a good idea to associate himself with them.

Hal, responding in perfect Kryptonese, even with a slight regional accent: Has anyone told you that insulting people you just met in a different language is kind of rude?

Kara stares at him like she has just seen a ghost, frozen.

Kara: You speak Kryptonese.

Hal: I'm a Green Lantern. My ring translates every language in the universe and gives me the knowledge to learn it pretty quickly. Basically dead idioms are no exceptions.

Kara: ...

Kara: Can you speak to me again in Kryptonese?

Hal: what?

Kara: It's been so long since I've heard anyone talk in my language. I'm trying to teach it to Kal, but... but you have an accent. I know that accent.

Hal, sitting on a chair: So, you don't like us. Which one of us is the worst?

Kara, slightly teary eyed: The gloomy and dark one. Is he allergic to the sun or something?

Or, me pushing forward my "Green Lanterns are Eldritch Horrors" agenda. I saw someone make this with the concept of Lady Gotham and Cryptid Batfam, so I'm stealing the idea.

The ring is not something they wear, it's a part of them, they are one thing. They can take it off if necessary, but only on their terms. Don't, for any reason, try to take it away from them with violence. No one can guarantee your survival.

When around them, pay attention and have quick reflexes. Their toughts may turn into physical constructs, and in a direct collision your bones will lose. On the same note, it's better to avoid sleeping lanterns. Some things that come out of their dreams will give you nightmares of your own.

If they ask you to enter your city, they have a good reason for it. Let them in and do their job, they don't want to be there just as much as you. They usually don't stay long anyway, here or any place on Earth.

They will forget and confuse things and events. Be patient with them, remind them what year, month and day it is. Keeping a "what you may have missed while in space" list may help avoid embarassing conversations.

No, their eyes weren't green before. Don't say anything, eventually it'll pass.

They may start making sounds impossible for the human vocal apparatus. Don't panick, it's probably an alien language. The ring creates temporary new organs so they can do that. Kindly remind them what species you are and proceed with the conversation.

If a lantern brings you a gift, always double check with other senior League members of it's safety. Lanterns may think it's a cute gift but remember, what it's cute for them is probably deadly for you.

Will is apart of the emotional spectrum. Senior lanterns can perceive your emotional state. Whatever you're feeling, they know it, it's useless to lie.

If you upset them, their physical form may falter. Do not touch them, pure will is a kind of unstable energy and it will hurt you. Also, objects may start flying.

Genetic Analyzers and others similar devices won't recognize their DNA. The fusion with the ring has permanently changed their biology. They are not totally human anymore, but it would be sensible to avoid reminding them of that.

Yes, their blood is green. Yes, they can heal themselves the majority of times, but if any of them insist that they can replace any vital organ with a construct, don't let them. They are already more will than flesh, remind them that we have, in fact, a medbay!

Every once in a while jog their memory on the fact that sleeping, eating and drinking are things that they still need to do on the regular. For now.

For telepaths and other similarly powered metas: Don't try and enter their minds. Any interference with their willpower will be noted and won't be taken kindly. They have a very high resistance to mental control and it would be cautious to remember, they have some of their own. Your memories are not safe.

Don't drink from their glasses unless you're certain that the liquid is drinkable for humans. Their bodies can handle space alcohol and drinks, yours probably cannot. Same goes for food.

In case of a mind-controlled-super, please remind them that the kryptonite is not a toy, not even in small doses. Creating a baseball bat made of kryptonite is overkill.

If you're invited to spar with a lantern, remember, they were trained by aliens far physically stronger than them. They know how to hurt you without using the ring.

Like, in the days following his departure, almost all the people who knew him receive letters. Those who were closest to him get piles of those, others just a couple, but they all get some. On the first letter of the stack there is the phrase "Things I would've liked to say to you but I never found the courage to". And they are just that, pages and pages, written with his convoluted calligraphy, detailing all sorts of things the Bat never said out loud.

Some are silly things, like how he liked the way someone did their cofee and he would've liked to drink that too, or how someone's accent scratched his brain just right, or how he was the one who did that particular irritating prank but never admitted it.

And then there are things like: "I never told you that I like the way you fly, even when I tought it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw", "I loved you, I loved you so much and I never found the courage to tell you, at least not how many times you deserved to hear it", "You'll always be one of my biggest what ifs, what if I had been better, what if I made you stay". And things like that.

Those unsaid words pass trough villains and heroes, family and friends and collegues and lovers, from one side of the world to the other. They cause laughter and tears, sudden bursts of love and crushing pain. They finally reach the people they were meant for, a final gift.

But I offer you Ryland "It's been a while since I've taken pills from strangers" and "Staggering waste of carbon" Grace just... panickly swinging back.

Like, this man was a menace in College, so it's not so absurd to think he may have gotten in a few fights. He never won, and he has the most horrible technique ever, also, a shitty aim. He sucks at fighting.

Point is? he's so much stronger now, artificially stimulated muscles and all, and the adrenaline from being in immediate danger kicks in, so the moment Simon's hands (hand?) reach his shirt, Grace screeches like a little girl and then throws the most diabolically precise and bone-breaking punch ever, landing it squarely in Simon's face.

The whole trip to Erid consist in Rocky never shutting up about how Simon "The Butcher" was put to sleep for almost two days by a single punch thrown by the most wet cat of a man, who's technique was so terrible he broke his hand while doing it.

Because that would've been an injustice that would've hit Coriolanus directly, both in his pride and in that sliver of humanity he had. It would gave him a personal reason to truly rebel.

He had won, he had cheated and manipulated and done everything he could so Lucy Gray would win, and she did it, so he deserved to have everything that came with winning: the money, the prestige, the girl.

Instead, the Capitol killed Lucy Gray, and they still punished him for cheating (See the Haymitch parallels?), still sent him to District 12. Now that, that would be quite a good reason to be angry right? Quite the reason to turn against the Capitol. Not because he saw how inhuman the games were or because he thought the Capitol was wrong, but because it betrayed him personally, it took away something that he tought he deserved. It helps that by dying tragically, his relationship with Lucy Gray never falls apart, so he still has all that love (wether it was sincere love or just sense of possession doesn't matter, he tought it was love) for her and the hurt that comes from losing her the moment he believed he could finally have her.

Snow has always paralled Katniss in the way that they were both unwilling rebels. It came naturally for them to do things society forbid them to do, even when they knew it would bring repercussions. But while Katniss did them out of love and compassion, Snow did it always out of self interest. He wouldn't rebel if the status quo fit him, no matter how many people got hurt or killed. But the moment the society he believed in betrayed him? oh that would push him to act alright.