T𖦹rvada

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I just had to sit through a ten minute call with someone where half of it was me listening to them chew loudly and scrape their fork along the plate while they mumbled something incoherently every other bite or so.

And as I was being tortured I couldn’t help but think that this is exactly the type of shit that Mark would pull.

Calling people at the most inconvenient times with the camera shoved up his nose and he’s just the worst person to talk to.

He only ever does video calls (but as I previously mentioned he has no idea how to use a camera) and the conversation cannot progress unless you’re showing your entire face.

He has a special skill where he only starts talking when you start talking, and he yells into the phone for whatever reason.

And of course he’ll always call someone for the stupidest things but if your house caught on fire or you were actively being murdered don’t bother calling him because he NEVER answers

I hate him.

Like I genuinely thought that I ended up in the wrong station because to me the announcer sounded like they were speaking some vaguely Asian language.

AND it’s super duper cold idk how people live like this. My fingers are so numb. AND I can’t shit in public restrooms so my stomach is crying out for help.

Anyways managed to doodle this on the shaky ass train.

Like he’s so excited because he thinks they’re all going shopping or something only to end up surrounded by flags galore.

He has to try very VERY HARD to keep his eyes to himself and is trying to put on his most nonchalant poker face ever (his nose is bleeding constantly so he’s not fooling anyone.)

And they’re like

Usopp: “woah it’s so great that we get to celebrate pride. I love you Nami, my lesbian friend who likes girls. And even though I don’t have a friend that likes boys, I’d be totally cool if I did. ”

Nami: “You are sooo right Ussopp. It’s totally cool that everyone in our crew is so supportive and would never ever treat somebody different just because of who they love. Yay pirates!!!”

And Sanji hears all of this but still thinks that their words don’t apply to him. Even though they’re deadass looking straight (ha) in his eyes when they say this.

And of course Zoro’s there too because he got lost and just decided to follow the flow of traffic.

So cute.

It doesn’t even have to be in a freaky way maybe he just likes being called pretty and stuff.

And maybe he slowly changes his fashion style and starts painting his nails or growing out his hair.

I just feel like a big part of his story is putting on a performance of masculinity and heterosexuality so a healed Billy should embrace the parts of him that (he thinks) goes against that image.

Ugh now I want to write something about Billy actually saying that Stu is his boyfriend for the first time instead of like… a roommate or a friend or a “partner”. And them holding hands in public for the first time.

Ugh now I’m thinking of them going on an actual undeniable date. Not like going to see a movie or going on a little trip.

A fancy smancy, bring you flowers, pull out your chair kind of date.

That would be so sweet and it would make Stu so happy which would make me so happy.

Sigh…

And you should do it too. Follow your dreams ooOooooOoooh~

If only…

Like how certain movies have a song that encapsulates the vibe. I want that for food.

Saw would probably be something a little bit spicy, and it takes long to cook and the instructions are unnecessarily complicated.

Something you would eat at night but not in bed, it’s a bit too sophisticated for that.

And you have it with a nice glass of wine that isn’t really necessary but you just feel like you should be drinking out of a wine glass.

Stu is the only one who actually attempts to get better so when they get released Billy’s expecting everything to go back to normal but Stu accepts the fact that he’s simply a worse person when he’s around Billy so he has to cut ties.

And ofc Billy doesn’t take this well because he’s been obsessed with his new plan ever since he’s been locked up and those plans, that life, has always included Stu.

Now it’s a case where the only person in the world who he thinks understands him wants nothing to do with him. How sad.

Maybe he tries to kill Stu because his feelings are hurt or maybe he pulls a Joker and tries to bring Stu back to the dark side.

Anyways. Middle aged/old man + toxic Stuilly yaoi Im gonna sleep now