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Would anyone like to share some horror recommendations. Uh I don’t like “spiritual” or “demonic” movies (cus I’m a pussy) BUT I do like body horror and psychological horror.

Idk i just feel disconnected from horror right now even though it will always be my first love.

And uh I don’t mind sa and stuff if it actually adds to the story and ig this makes me lame and annoying but I also don’t like long boring movies… my attention span is nonexistent so I need to be constantly stimulated

Where whenever the narrator gets period cramps Tyler (being the great boyfriend that he is) punches him in the stomach repeatedly because “the only pain that you should be feeling is from me” or something equally cringey and deranged.

And I mean I guess it works because the narrator gets so horny he hardly remembers why he’s getting beat up in the first place

Like there are two ends of the spectrum

if you give him a bag of jolly ranchers and some toothpaste he can somehow make a three tiered, wedding worthy cake BUT

he’ll also have the weirdest tastes. Like he’ll sit down and eat a can of beans or something and maybe he really likes sardines straight from the can. And he LOVES any type of cheesy snack.

Bro I’ve been thinking about apprentice Adam and doing some readings on spirituality and how I could connect the seven deadly sins to every Saw character but when I saw this istg I almost came.

Especially that last line when thinking about Apprentice Adam ugh I can’t even properly explain myself I’m so tired.

Like how how Pre bathroom trap Adam (in my mind) would be the type of person to like see an old lady drop her purse but wouldn’t do anything, not because he’s a bad person but because he’s like the personification of the bystander effect. He doesn’t think that him acting as an individual would do any good because he doesn’t really see himself as being worth anything as a person.

The type of person to have opinions on politics, you could even argue that he’d have strong opinions, but he wouldn’t vote because in the grand scheme of things his vote would be meaningless.

And how that worthlessness is what Lawrence uses to fashion him into an apprentice. It could be that he takes advantage of Adam’s insecurities. Telling him that the only way he can truly be something, truly do anything of worth, is to join a cause.

This cause. To help others to see their worth.

Mhmmmm a toxic relationship with them would go so hard bro. YES THIS IS ALL DONE WITH JEANSHIPPING IN MIND BTW

But kind of a relationship like Walter and Jesse (because I want them to be parallels lol) where the older one knows the youngest’s true worth and knows that the only way to fully capitalize off of said worth is to convince them that it doesn’t exist.

Brooo. Jeansipping and uh Chainshipping and WaltJesse can all live together in peace and harmony we just need to accept them being the most toxic abusive mess of people ever

Date night but we watch fight club and take a shot every time something gay happens (we will die)

Date night but we paint our favorite scenes from our favorite movies while watching those cheesy low budget indie horror films.