"I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love..."

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

*loads back to before you noticed*

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

@zoethesportsblog

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

happy trepanation tuesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

Silent Hill 2 liveblog lets go

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Preddy scary!!