A Good Time

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the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

Happy 100th Birthday Mel Brooks

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as