A Good Time

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

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