decretum

somewhat better and healthier alternative to the 'looks 8 but is actually a hundred years old' thing ive been thinking about lately is 'Looks 8 but is actually middle aged'. looks like a little guy but both is and acts like theyre in their 40s

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

It’s like. When I was told to “just be yourself” as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that “being yourself” is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if it’s “so nineties”. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you can’t be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that you’re interested in even if you’re bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people it’s an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You don’t have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you don’t have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show you’re nostalgic for even if you’re in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you don’t like coffee and black coffee when you don’t like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.

you have to do it on purpose

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

ive never understood the fandom phenomenon where someone will say they are a big fan of a tv show (etc.) but they hate the protagonist and wish the story focused on a side character they like better. it seems completely counterintuitive to me to hate the main character of a story? a story that you claim to love? it seems to misunderstand the role characters play in a narrative and the protagonist is the vehicle in which you experience the story, so it always comes across as just liking a story you made up in your head more than what is actually being presented. and often times if the story was about the side character you would get a worse version of the story!

My pitch for an isekai is someone is reincarnated into an anime or game that they've never experienced themselves but they've heard their friend info-dump seriously about. So they have a half-knowledge of the world seen through the lens of fandom. "What do you mean those two characters aren't actually gay? This hated character is actually a somewhat reasonable person? I think my friend completely misunderstood this part. Actually this whole story kind of sucks doesn't it? There's hardly any depth and my friend's headcanons are all false. My friend has shit taste in anime."

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?