GAY APP SHENANIGANS

"I have kids so if I don't answer right away that's why"

Is it bad that I completely ignored the content and focused solely on the grammatical disaster?

One of those times where you need a helping hand...

All your base are belong to us.

These are the types that I attract....

Just when you think you've seen and heard it all, a treasure like this pops up.

NYE does some crazy things to people.

Occasionally, I find myself letting out a bit more of my roots than I care to mention...

And they say that romance is dead!

I don't know. Maybe I'm losing my mind, but this really made me laugh...

Some people have no qualms with getting right to the point... Or, should I say, CUTTING to the chase?? hahaha

Almost when I think I've heard and seen it all on these apps, this pops up.

Sometimes I feel guilty for being a grammar nazi (justification for being an asshole), but it truly is my obligation to humanity. I can't help it.

I saw something on buzzfeed or something the other day and thought I would add my find in too. That's one big kitty btw...

Ok, so I'm a bit behind on this one. Either way, WTF??

I guess I'm just not as fun as these sketchy ass boys would like...

I really should not drink and grind...