convenience store animal

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

Fińàncial Harm

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

internet pseudo-intellectual who just read a BL manga for the first time: um actually this is not BL because of the themes the narrative explores and also the story is very deep, which is never present in any BL or yaoi. therefore, i am claiming this as mlm/queer media thanks to my warped perception of BL as nothing but mindless porn, which i am much too smart for unlike those cumbrained fujos. i would not dare to stoop so low as to read anything in that wicked genre.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows