illuminate the "no's" on their vacancy signs

deleted line from the pilot where after dean goes " of course you should be afraid of the dark. you know what's out there" sam goes "you know what else was out there, dean? measles. and he still didn't vaccinate me"

my take is dean was vaxxed at least with whatever shots you take until age four. y'know, before the incident. john didn't vax sammy not because he's a conspiracy theorist but because he just kinda forgot

sam is fun because he doesn't just restrict himself to traditional body purity stuff like disordered eating he is constantly innovating and inventing new cleansing rituals by which to almost die

one way in which he is very typical though is he will go through phases of going okay, that was bad, i'll admit it, but i am cured now. okay i was lying when i said that, but now i'm really cured. okay fine that was wrong but THIS time. oh this? this is just a harmless little self-care practice don't worry about it. no i am not starving, it's called a spiritual fast. okay fine i may have been starving but now i am doing a cleanse which is different. it's henbane, carrot juice, and a sprinkling of paprika. no i'm not poisoning myself, sola dosis facit venenum hello?

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo