Let's just walk off the chessboard.

Bobby is so little self-aware about his behavior and words that it's painful to watch sometimes. Guy threatens people's dad with a gun and then is surprised when they hesitate to ask his help to save said-dad 😭

Bobby Singer's Guide to Hunting giving context for the fallout of the Winchesters with Bobby and the 'shooting at John'… Like… Bobby, why are you surprised that Sam and Dean didn't reach out for you sooner? You told them 'things you are not proud of', had a screaming match with twelve years old Dean and shot the car while they were in it. John sucks, but be a little self-aware too 😭😭😭

Gas station worker who has seen Cas use a card, pay and pump gas watching him come up with a guy (Dean) and act like he’s never seen a credit card before. “Now what? Pump gas? How do i do that?” And they watch Dean guide him out and pump his gas for him as he watches.

If you insist that cas and Dean are jacks dads and ignore that he's clearly Sam's baby I'm stealink something out of ur house

ok wait also. the famous bobby chasing john off the property with a shotgun line IS explained in the Supernatural: Bobby Singer’s Guide to Hunting book. Somewhere around the mid 90’s john drops Sam and Dean off with Bobby to go on a hunt in Montana and then essentially drops off the face of the earth. he’s gone for so long that Bobby eventually decides to tell Sam and Dean that he must have died. sam apparently takes awhile to process this and goes very quiet and dean gets really angry. bobby says this is the biggest fight he and dean ever had. then dean disappears into the night and returns hours later with john in tow. dean’d tried to hitchhike to montana on his own to find john and accidentally caught his dad, totally unharmed and completely fine (capable of answering bobby’s phone calls, bobby takes care to mention john did own a cellphone at this point), on the way back. john packs the boys into the impala and tells them they’re going to stay with somebody who “actually cares about them” and bobby becomes so enraged that he pulls out the shotgun and starts firing.

dean be like yeah i got diagnosed wit ptsd…. PROFICIENT TALENT FOR SUCKING DICK!! and sam would be like dean you have at least 5 distinct diagnoses according to the DSM V and deans like haha dick sucking manual

#most of it takes place in 1999 over the course of their short lived relationship and then the end is 2007 when dean and lisa meet again#basically dean has a one night stand with lisa in 1999 and shortly after lisa met john who is actually following dean bc he’s testing him#lisa doesn’t know dean’s last name only john’s so when she finds out dean is john’s son and that john is dead she kinda freaks out#sam tells lisa privately that dean thinks that ben is his and if he is lisa needs to be honest with him bc he won’t be able to let it go#lisa assures sam that dean is not the father and that ben’s father john left bc he couldn’t handle being a deadbeat dad to yet another son#sam is like that kinda sounds like our dad tbh lol he kinda lost it after our mom died and he’d disappear for weeks sometimes months on end#eventually they put two and two together and they’re both pretty freaked out once they calm down they decide not to tell dean about this#and with his hell deal impending he doesn’t need to know that his one night stand is actually kind of his stepmom and ben is their brother#lisa doesn’t feel good about it and sam doesn’t love it either but he geniunely thinks that it would be too much for dean to handle rn#she does take some comfort in sam bc although dean is more like john when it comes to aesthetics sam is more like john in personality (via: my tags)