for the rest of their lives any person who has been a member of SMH has gotten the same confused squinting thrown in their direction:
"Wait. Justin. You baked these cookies?"
"Who made this pie—Anthony?"
"Will, these are the most perfect pancakes I've ever—"
"Larissa, you could enter these into a contest. Holy shit."
"Okay, Alexei, where did you buy these?"
"Oh, yeah, I had this friend in college—"
"Yeah, I got really good at baking in college—"
"A friend taught me how to make two dozen pancakes while hungover—"
"Yeah. It's an award-winning recipe. I learned it from a friend—"
"Not store bought; I made them!!"