Ryan Ross girls have suffered more than Jesus on the cross

i feel like cillian murphy is just so underrated does the man know how drop dead gorgeous he is so effortlessly

sometimes girls dont answer texts ever and thats ok

where's that quote abt like. being embarrassed abt the thinness of ur life the way ur embarrassed by a threadbare piece of clothing. bc like yeah

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

Fired!!!

Obsessed with the idea that it requires industry insider knowledge to know you’d get sacked for something like this

Well two of our drivers turned in paperwork soaked in (presumably) their own urine and didn’t get fired for that so I felt the need to clarify

this clarification raises many questions

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

Recently obsessed with believing there is something wrong with me on a fundamental level

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.