Professor Hojo Hateblog

{their relationship is essentially brawling in some fucking mcdonalds and then making out passionately}

{maybe one day they’ll chill out but i honestly crave them being two dumbass jackasses. they do have plenty of occasions of being chill... but sometimes you have to do WILDLY stupid shit}

So like me and romance, got it. Can definitely avoid joking about that from this point on.

That said, we gotta figure something out for the one we’re following, I kinda…really don’t wanna kill him again. Dude has been through enough.

Though I also feel the need to point out that if getting laid made anyone calm down, then we would finally be lucky enough for Cloud to stop feeling like a neurotic prey animal.

It does not help.

I will say that largely, this is up to your Sephiroth more than anyone else. He will have to come to the conclusion that this isn’t what he wants to do. And is willing to resist Jenova, should it come down to that.