tango of tears

I’ll be pinning this so it’s easy for everyone to find.

But uh. I might not’ve cleared it with. The person who was abused by the family.

So I’m going to have to very diplomatically explain this one.

1. that is so much less embarrassing at least it’s understandable??

2. sometimes milk dries around the opening of the jug and gets crusty, and sometimes that crust falls off when you pour it

...fair!

@tangooftears

1. cookies don’t have a crust

2. now when did stirring come into this

1. Listen. You’re making a mistake assuming I’m applying any logic to this. ...it’s somewhat more embarrassing to just admit I read crumbs first.

Ha, I can only imagine how frustrating that would be on the poor critter’s part. What do you mean this weirdo’s not getting poisoned? That ain’t fair!

Don’t know who Cthulu is, but I’ll take your word for it that they’re on the upper limit of the weirdness scale, haha.

A bird with taloned hands? Gods that just sounds terrifying. I shudder to imagine what kind of mischief those things would get up to. I mean have you seen the kinds of shenanigans a chocobo can get up to without the use of hands?

And man, I feel you there. Why make things up when the things you go through regularly are wild enough as it is?

I’m stabbing this bastard with my spurred heels and he’s not running away!! What is this bullshit???

Yeah, pretty much. He’s a giant squid who can take the form of a human, but he’s still pretty... off? He’s sweet though. He doesn’t want to do anything evil, he just wants to relax and sleep.

Right? They’re tough bastards, too. Like, a chocobo can summon a meteor on you, but a levikron will just straight up grab you by the throat and it’s like, keep that shit to yourself! I’m trying to cast blizzara on you!

Twelve, that’s adorable! Such a silly looking little critter…

You know, I’ve seen and heard of even wilder creatures and yet this sounds so utterly unbelievable. I mean, I believe it exists! But I can’t say I fault John for thinking you’re making it up because it just… does not sound real.

Right? If I saw one in person I would not be stopped from trying to hang out with one. I’m sure if I wore a star pendant I’d be fine, that’d keep me from getting poisoned.

Yeah, I honestly don’t fault him for thinking I’m making it up, but like.

He literally dates Cthulu. I think at the point you’re dating CTHULU, you kind of have to give up on going “that ain’t real”.

I’ll drag him to Mideel myself if I have to just to show him they exist. And all the other animals here that he thinks I’m making up. Like the levrikon. Which is a giant fucking bird with taloned hands. Like, FUNCTIONING HANDS.