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Seth joins Amy in the audio booth to read his chapter
bless this person
i can go anywhere i want! anywhere i want, just not home!
destiel | my tears ricochet
jensen about his father vs his own parenting style (Nashcon 2021)
(child abuse and apologism cw)

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which fandom do you think is the most annoying?
Good Omens
The Untamed
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Anyone seriously voting good omens here simply does not know enough about the untamed god bless <33
âdestiel is queerbaitâ âdestiel is canon and therefore not queerbaitâ
wrong. destiel defies regular definitions of canon and queerbait and in fact itâs both because of the sheer chaos going on in that writers room,, like one writer was doing heartfelt canon destiel, another one was only doing destiel for the bit, another one was doing queerbait destiel, another one was doing unrequited destiel, another one was actively trying to undermine someone elseâs work and view of the pairing, and I could go on
not a lot, just forever
DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE
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the thing about the cas/colette parallel is that its the most obvious specific undeniable queerbait you'll ever see in your life but explaining it to someone who's never seen spn takes so long that you sound like a conspiracy theorist while explaining it. they really perfected the art of the queerbait with that like i cant even be mad like good for them.
phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):
Michael wave
physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki
untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles
lawboy
chief Justice Jared Padalecki
[gunshots]
Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece
greetings blood freak
wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time
chewing glass
jacting joices
Stanford, law school even
jender and mender
jackles' sexy sexy silence
pack it up George W. Butch
(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence
Heller [insert politician]
pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you
whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps
rogue translator
comrade [insert cast member]
cw sniper
[Texas accent] what
if [x] then WHY [y]
hi hellers!
president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening
did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?
too much enrichment in the enclosure
clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now
THEE [insert biblical figure]
they didn't even cast ABEL!
WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.
JUSSY JOWER
God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you
rancid nutwork
season 16
musty wail
party city wig
blurry wife
nephew what's all this then
[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural
[insert crossover media]natural
country boys make do
ok so fuck me then
I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom
jackles release the tapes
jackles I am no longer asking
the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th
superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)
desticule/destielcule
chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)
ghost baby abortion
(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)
baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)
hbo spn
someone please microwave me
Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles
homophobic Jimmy Novak
closeted Jimmy Novak
wrist not limp enough. boil it.
canonically dead Kansas the band
Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki
widower arc and divorce arc
allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE
easily the most show/THEE show of all time
unparalleled media experience
If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.
(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)
These last few days in fandom have made me realize that my experience of having consumed every Misha Collins related piece of content available on the internet is NOT universal. I've always considered myself a non-crazy fan but I've begun to question that, seriously, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything the guy has chosen to make public.
Just from the top of my head:
he was a white house intern and stole white house passes to make a mobile,
decided not to go into politics after all and instead get famous in order to enact change (something he says in retrospect was stupid even though it worked out)
he's an NPR geek,
he makes jam and cans a lot of things,
can knit,
once played the role of a well-endowed yoga instructor addicted to self-fellatio,
his dream is to build an art commune out in the country,
he has infiltrated an Indian sex cult to try and expose its anti-native policies,
accidentally dropped acid at Burning Man and hated it so he had his dad sing to him all night,
doesn't smoke weed because he reacts funny to it,
prefers his salads dressingless,
used to pretend to be a russian exchange student to get free pizza,
went to his highschool prom dressed in drag,
was disappointed as a child to find out not every kid grew up to be a woman,
fashioned his wife a bed out of a tree that fell in his mother's yard using the makeshift woodshop in his college dormroom,
has built several large structures because he's a highly skilled carpenter,
holds several guiness world records,
used bolt cutters to sneak around underground alleys at uchicago as shortcuts,
there are several bigfoot-esque pictures circulating of him naked in the distance,
he's polyamorous,
has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity,
his given name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic,
he rescued a turtle and named it Dryaluxaloud (a name that came to him in a dream) and keeps it in his backyard pond,
he was arrested for bank robbery after climbing on top of a bank building for better reading light,
does massive art installations,
was homeless as a child,
runs marathons,
organizes GISH which is a thing I cannot begin to explain,
starred in a bad scifi move titled "Stonehenge Apocalypse,"
also does blacksmithing and pottery,
wears orange underwear most of the time because he thinks it's lucky,
participated in a retreat at a Tibetan monastery,
renewed his vows with his wife in a supermarket while wearing a lace wedding gown,
lost a $1,800+ bet to Jared Padalecki and payed him back in coins he dumped in his trailer,
is a published poet and wishes to someday publish a book of poetry,
has screenplays he's written and wants to make into films,
had a job delivering newspapers when he was a kid but lost his job in the sping because his manager discovered he'd just been stowing papers in snowdrifts and going home,
built his wife a house,
can draw,
is incredibly accident-prone,
is a certified EMT, lifeguard and motorcyclist,
illegally sunk a tree killed in a forest fire into cement in an expensive highway island in Hollywood and mounted a plaque on it with an obscene inscription,
was the most flexible boy at his highschool in its 100 year history
And I'm forgetting a lot rn but basically he's fucking insane and we love him
People are circulating this again so let me add a couple that deserve to be up here:
anonymously shipped a glass (crystal?) dildo to the Padalecki's and both Jared and Gen were very confused assuming the other had ordered it
during the 2017 solar eclipse in North America, a weatherman from Buenos Aires, Argentina, was at a massive campsite in the desert when he asked a man a few questions on live television. The man, sweaty and lounging in a lawn chair, talked animatedly about how the showers didn't work so he hadn't showered in days and the bathroom garbage was full of people's underwear. This man was Misha Collins. The weatherman didn't know him but viewers let the news station know who they'd accidentally interviewed. So the next hour of evening news in Buenos Aires was the anchors discussing this weird guy they'd never heard of but twitter loved, while displaying supernatural gag reel footage and stock images of Misha Collins in splitscreen. The weather guy searched the campsite for Misha while the news chiron read "MISHA COLLINS DOESN'T SHOWER". They never found him.
just wasted 50 minutes of my life watching that whole news story so. here are the best parts so you donât have to do the same:
âCarry on my wayward sonâ plays throughout much of the story -- interspersed with random stuff like music from star wars and superman, as well as. THEE hallelujah chorus
the interviewer searching for misha gets increasingly frustrated that no one knows who the heck heâs talking about
it doesnât help that what he asks one random dude is whether heâs seen âMila Collinsâ
-- the anchors back on set YELL over and over âMisha!! itâs Misha!! MISHAâ âohhh not Mila?â âMISHA!!!!â âohhhh Mishaâ
at one point he basically begs the anchors to let him get back to talking about the actual eclipse, but they assure him that learning about misha is educational too
interviewer also comes to doubt whether Misha is actually famous since literally no one he interviews knows him...so the anchors start sharing info about Mishaâs career - âaw look, he won an awardâ
but they also joke about how heâs no Leo DiCaprio
...this leads to Mishaâs fans getting pissed at them on twitter for âmocking misha,â so they apologize...sorta
they jokingly flip the news story from âour interviewer didnât recognize Misha Collinsâ to âMisha Collins didnât recognize JosĂŠ Bianco (the interviewer)â near the end
heartfelt music plays as Bianco says he forgives Misha for not knowing who he is
they donât discover that it happens to be MISHAâS BIRTHDAY till nearly 40 minutes in, upon which they sing happy birthday to him
they close by thanking Misha for making them the top trending thing on twitter in Argentina
Also, as OP stated, the clips of Misha in supernatural that they show are from a gag reel -- including these ones:
i canNOT believe the Jensen-making-blowjob-motions clip aired on an ARGENTINIAN NEWS PROGRAM lkjdlafjakljala
Finally, my fave chyrons (the lil captions that appear at the bottom of the screen on news channels):
LOS ADMIRADORES PIDEN LA TOALLA DE MISHA COLLINS (âfans demand Mishaâs towelâ) .....i guess cuz it must be. really rank and covered in his Musk after days without bathing??!?
TNDENOCHE STALKEA A MISHA COLLINS (âTN de Noche - the news program - stalks Misha Collinsâ)
LOS MISHA COLLINEROS ENOJADOS CON TNDENOCHE ( âMishaâs fans are angry at TN de Nocheâ) -- for "speaking ill of Mishaâ
?MISHA COLLINS PIRATA? ( âMisha Collins is a pirate?â) - i missed whatever context would have made this one make sense, if there was any, so ???
I miss you - season 8 edition
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I think cas shouldve had a ladybird moment
Dean: âYouâre the best friend weâve ever had. Youâre our brother, Cas. I want you to know that.â
Cas:

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i saw someone assigning characters from the saw movies to the entities on twitter and they were so incorrect it made me mad enough to do my own
the georgia tennant gay swingers clip from the way. if anyone cares