Porque, Because!

Series

1. .I dared my best friend to ruin my life. He’s succeding. Part I II III IV V VI VII VIII

2. I’m a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell  Part I II III IV V VI VII VIII 

3. Took a Snapchat for my friends. Something is in the background that has me freaking out. Thoughts? Pics/Videos included in post Part I II

4. Borrasca Part I II III IV

5. I don’t live in a rural area anymore, and I never will again Part I II III IV

6. I was recruited to study penguins in Antarctica Part I II III IV 

7. I am a Sleep Scientist, and something terrible has followed my latest patient into the Sleep Lab tonight. I’m scared I won’t make it until morning Part I II III  IV V 

Just one story

8. The Crawlspace on Campo di Fiori

9. I Regret Ever Working In The South Pole

10. I work at the airport, and a man showed me a passport from an unidentified country

Series

1. We found a hard drive in a cave

2. I saw some strange stuff in a tunnel in Vietnam

3.  I need a place to stay for the night

4.  My strange experiences with an app called ‘Life is beta’

Single stories 

1. Two facts you should probably know

So you think you got what it takes to be a Mercy main? Ok, let’s see, here are the basics:

Before you start your game, make sure you have at least one bottle of Vodka beause oh my god you are going to need it.

As soon as you enter your game say ‘Hello’ and wave in an effort to make the team care about you. If they don’t say ‘Hello’ back then ignore them for the rest of the game - they are on your naughty list.

If there is a friendly Pharah who said ‘Hello’ back then you are basically married. Make sure to keep her alive at all costs. She flies into an ulting Reaper? Follow her. You fly and die together.

Mercys pistol does a surprising amount of damage! Use it. Be the Battle Mercy you always wanted to be and bathe in the blood of your enemies and of your own team mates that are screaming for healing all over the place.

Make sure to teabag when your entire team dies and you have your ult ready. Bonus points if you sit on the ground, let the camera linger, spray, resurrect, and then teabag. Everyone will love your POTG especially the Genji whose quintuple kill you just negated.

As Mercy you are the center of the univese. When someone isn’t close enough for Guardian Angel let them die. You are the ruler over life and death and they have to learn their place. Establish dominance.

The sooner you accept that people are not going to vote for you even if you heal 62%  of the overall damage, the better off you will be. Accept that the Roadhog’s 40% Hook-Accuracy is more important. 

Shove your staff up the tanks ass and let your ult charge on them. Ignore the dying flankers, there are health packs for them. Ignore the Mei that is currently freezing your co-healer, Ressurect has priority over everything.

You will scream a lot. Prepare in advance and get Ricola^TM for the maximum swiss feel.

Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.