moles?

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

we have a laugh about it but you do genuinely need to go outside and play toys every once in a while

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

i think if you make shirt merch and your big design is always on the back of the shirt you should try again

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

What was it like directing hellboy