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i just know irving runs the parish church bake sale like an SAS operation. he’s traumatising every year 4 child at the local primary school

hodgson has a shrine to mary berry above his aga that he prays to every night i saw him do it

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

Stanley sending insane drunk texts requires him to send texts in the first place and homeboy does not strike me as someone who uses his phone. If he even has a phone, it's solely to communicate with his daughter and only for important things like "I'm going to be home late you'll have to make yourself dinner." The thing is on 6% battery and he is ignoring everyone else.

Which is why if you get him drunk, charges his phone and let him do whatever you're going to get all the weirdness he never expresses usually. backed by the knowledge and experience of a doctor, so that's going to be wild.

stanley turns into house when he’s drunk and texts collins to diagnose him with wandering womb