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Today's Seal Is: Winning The IDGAF War

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liam garrigan endeavour — trove
I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?
you could never be that bitch (all footage used from danmark på film and the national library of norway)
rip francis crozier you would have loved falling asleep in front of the telly after refusing to lie down for a nap

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Hi my name is Mr Midshipman Horatio Hornblower and I am loosely based on Horatio Nelson (that’s how I got my name) and I have long curly dark brown hair that I tie back with a ribbon and big wet brown eyes like a drowned cat and a lot of people tell me I’m a bootlicker of King George (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Edward Pellew but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m an officer in the Royal Navy but I have seasickness and social anxiety. I have sickly white skin. I’m also a mathematician, and I serve aboard a ship called the Indefatigable near Europe where I’m a midshipman (I’m seventeen). I’m suicidal (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly my naval uniform. For example today I was wearing a white shirt with a matching waistcoat around it and white cotton breeches, white stockings and black buckled shoes. I was walking on the deck of the Marie Galante. It was cloudy and cold and there was no wind, which I was very miserable about. A lot of the frenchmen stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
terror?
@jacquelying yeah
yeah your show might be good but does it have jared harris banging a table about to be the sole voice of reason in a meeting in which he is outranked? does it have jared harris take off his glasses and rub the bridge of his nose as he realises the depth of the situation he’s in? does jared harris slowly lower a telescope or a pair of binoculars in silent, terrible shock? does jared harris form a deep and lasting bond with a man who he hated? who hated him? does jared harris stare into the distance in despair?
does jared harris Suffer?
Henry Collins doll I’ve made for @schestokryl BD ✨
Head, hands and buttons are from oven baked polymer clay, body is plush, clothes removable.
He can’t stand without help, though 😂

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what if carnival….was happy??
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to engage in haterism for a moment, nothing has appealed to me less in the terror fandom than the concept of "girlnavy".
there is a reason the (english) women aren't there on the expedition and it matters that they aren't. the terror isn't a show about gender-based oppression; however, it is very much so a show about what it means to be A Man in an Imperial Navy, and masculinity, manhood, does not exist without reference to femininity and what it means to be a woman. a victorian english woman does not adventure. she is (meant to be) a caretaker, a daughter, wife, mother; she is meek and obedient, she needs protecting and guiding, and she keeps a loving home to which a man can come back after a long day and find rest. and thru these qualities she both enables and necessitates the male striving.
because you see, the colonial, imperial mindset -- and violence -- is linked with and mirrors the rigid hierarchies enforced and embraced at home. for instance, a man rules over his own family, for their own good, because it's the natural order of things, because he knows best; the navy travels, captures, and pillages rules over far away 'uncivilised' lands for reasons similar. put differently, to each their own, but you can't turn the crew into "girlnavy" without ripping apart the entire societal and ideological fabric which informs who they are and why they are there, and in my opinion, makes the show interesting, and the story worth telling, in the first place. just to give one further example, it is important that silna is a woman, albeit not an english one, and fascinating to watch the men weigh that against her inuit-ness.
why then "girlnavy"?
Hmm, what's this bait someone left lying around?
On one level, the appeal isn't that deep. Genderswap/rule 63 is a fandom staple. Lots of people like thinking about their faves as hot women in uniform. And it's fair enough to say "not for me, thanks" to that. (I would be a hypocrite to tell someone off just for disliking or not getting something that's popular with wider fandom, as anyone who's heard me talking about Joplittle will understand...)
But you raise some interesting points about the Terror's themes of imperial masculinity, and I would like to suggest that it's not strictly fair to say that girlnavy erases that. I think the "girlnavy" trope specifically, as opposed to other AUs where they're modern women or 19th century civilians, isn't ignoring but is in dialogue with those themes.
Broadly speaking, fandoms on Tumblr are majority afab. Terror fandom is notable for how many of the fans are lesbian, non-binary and/or trans masc. On the rare occasions someone posts het "character x reader" fic it goes largely ignored (I always feel kinda bad for the tiny handful of fans who are into it). With the girlnavy stuff, as well as modern AU, genderswap it's notable how often the characters are depicted as butch - I've never seen that in any other fandom.
The Terror is, as you say, about masculinity amongst other things. That is, I think, part of the appeal, in general but also with girlnavy. Women and afab people have historically been barred from participation in war and exploration unless they successfully disguise themselves; the appeal of girlnavy is the fantasy escapism of imagining that isn't the case, that there could be a special class in Victorian society of women allowed to act like men do. There are hundreds of stories about men on adventures and absolutely fuck all representation of butch women.
You could argue, quite fairly, that this is a fantasy with serious flaws. Diversity win: these colonists are lesbians!
But I think there is also a lot of potential to be explored in that "what if". If I have a critique of girlnavy it's that it's often limited to fanart or porny one-shots - there is a huge opportunity for world building to really dig into what situations could allow for a "girlnavy" to exist, how these women would relate to civilians/male colleagues/the empire, and how their sex/gender would affect how they handle the challenges they go through.
And maybe that still isn't of interest to you, fair enough. But to say making them women means you no longer have an interesting story to tell is, I think, an unfair assessment.

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Fairholme cake for Fairholme Friday @lieutenantfest
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Does anyone need a recipe???
hms erebus: a woolie
please excuse any rigging and colour inaccuracies, i went off a moodboard of various sources for erebus's shapes and colours, as well as a layperson's eye for what i can only describe as many big ropes. there were so many ropes. i don't understand all the ropes.
sailors woolworks (or woolies) were embroidered tapestries that those at sea wove to pass the time and capture the likeness of their vessels. here's a good article if you're keen to read more about them. but the tl:dr; is that they showed ships broadside, full sail. in embroidery terms, the lack of dimensional detail makes them a surprisingly good project for a beginner!!
as i said to a pal, there's something that feels very beautiful and democratised about creating folk art now, in a time when we've put art, and access to it, on such an expensive and exclusionary pedestal.