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currently razing my island to the ground so i can design it from scratch 😵

Defibrillation = biological equivalent of a hard reboot

current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him

suffering from cheek kisses deficiency (self diagnosed)

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

i will go and talk to a jock villager and he’ll be like “when i was on my FORTY-SEVENTH RUN AROUND THE ENTIRE ISLAND of the morning, an EPIPHANY struck me” and then he’ll give me a bamboo coat rack

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever

the catholic church is crazy but aesthetically balls to the walls.. statues of a dying dude on a cross absolutely everywhere

Just sayin if any girls send me nudes I won’t be mad