Petty And Sad

wish there was a way I could let jeff bezos know i'm still thinking about him with a passionate hatred despite elon musk having all the attention & that he isn't safe

Grimoire, an amazing clothing and antique shop in Tokyo. Or, what the inside of my brain looks like.

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

girl why are you so paws???

Nottt my nimble ass jumping over the candlestick

Also I love these bingos.

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4