roses on roses on roses

Placing the cup up against ya forehead was the cheat code

I can taste this picture

difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking

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Shy boy

Threesome ready

#crop obama out

HOW IS THIS CUTENESS POSSIBLE

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016 

Consistency and communication

seems like russia is really being celebrated by broadwaygoers right now…anastasia…great comet…i think we all know what’s next…comrade seth…

we have to recognise that sometimes the expectations we set for ourselves are just too high. be kinder to yourself.

What the fuck does this mean

im a little sister and this scares me what is this