hiyacat

baba yaga

ingredience

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes

you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot

grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed