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Shane and Ilya have lube hidden all over the house and you best believe their friends have unofficial group therapy over group chats about it.

my two moods: “i should eat something” and “i shouldn’t have eaten that much”

i feel so irritated when i find out an evil girl has the same music taste as me like EW WE ARE NOT THE SAME

the twilight saga is not cringe u unwhimsical bitch ur just boring

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

(quietly cheers in support of the Welsh, and your language sounds beautiful, too)

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

this pride month we will make a real attempt to actually understand aroace people and resist the temptation to tell them "aroace people can still date and have sex"

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

@entities-of-posts if you haven’t done this one yet, the desolation

Seconded

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