wannabe diplomat

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

if a simple task isn't hard enough to complete, simply make it inordinately difficult by ignoring it and experiencing extreme dread when thinking about it! does a task not have its own insurmountable obstacles?? make your own!!

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

Shout out to fanfic writers who write their favourite characters into incredibly specific niches like complex academic studies or horse taming or the intricacies of the fashion industry or historical politics just because they love it. I do in fact want to learn about your niche interests disguised as a slash fic, thank you

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

i owe all of my gratitude to a drug addicted consulting detective and his ex-army doctor blogger and i think that says a lot about my personality

Sometimes i just wanna go into woods, live in a small shack, learn french, and fall in love with a family that are my only source of entertainment while sneeking out a night to help them collect firewood.