Writing tips:
βYou feel the bulge in his pantsβ - implies that you are feeling some guyβs penis, may be sexy depending on context
βYou feel the bugle in his pantsβ - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post














