Historical Context

it fucken WIMDY

So Obvious Plant *does* actually make everything you see in the photos, they're just super limited runs. You can buy things directly from their website or sign up for their email list to get notified of new releases. This is incredibly dangerous and damaging to the wallet.

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

hey two years later and yeah. it does. i'm a man now.

The gender thief also stole my gender. I am also masc now 😔

why are u guys american

sorry

OP said american not canadian 

PLEASE UNBLOCK ME THIVUS, I’M SORRY FOR OPENLY FANTASISING ABOUT CASTRATING AND ENSLAVING YOU!!!!!

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.