Rebellions are Built on Hope

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

Queer with digestive problems called that a Tooty Fruity

Can’t believe this didn’t do numbers on the gay IBS website smh

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

I think in any Jedi!Maul scenario where he grew up in the temple his whole life, it would be very very funny if he kept the evil Sam Witwer voice and cadence and delivery when he talked. Good guy with terminal mellifluous bad guy voice. He doesn’t hear it and can’t help it, everything he says sounds suspicious by default and constantly makes people do double takes. Genuinely a good person but sounds like the most classic evil mustache twirler of all time

So often, it’s almost like women in media aren’t allowed to be horny, but Bella is. She’s always thinking about how hot her Edward is. The one thing she wanted before being turned was to have sex with Edward. She cries because Edward won’t have sex with her again on her honeymoon. She wakes up as a vampire ready to jump his bones and then spends all night banging him. And I love this about her.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?