The Nerdist

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

I’ve been out of school for thirteen years and I still feel this in my goddamn bones.

@musicalmenace

How can something so tiny be full of so much rage

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works