Himbo Mingyu

You can say Star Wars: The Force Awakens

one time i said john kraskinski’s greatest achievement was becoming emily blunt’s husband and my mom got offended she was like “what if you said that about a woman” and i was like “if some woman married emily blunt that would also be her greatest achievement what’s your point”

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

this is so sad

remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby

therapist voice and how severely did that make your pussy pop exactly

love films wish the film industry wasn’t so evil

snail as old as slime

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

I know shes that powerful…stan loona

😂😂😂

wait a second im sexy

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

I experience rising difficulty  in distinguishing fandom shitposts from commentary on US politics.