Certified Monster Fucker

I write and post a lot of monster fucking and other nsfw stuff, minors do not interact

If you’re here for any of my general monster husband sort of posts, the guy in like 99% is the husband in the Arranged Marriage series linked below.

Nice to see new faces!

Fandom stuff:

Halsin bear day

Werebear!Halsin

Halsin animal traits

Bg3 companions’ handwriting

Halsin sexy consent thoughts

VERY NSFW Halsin sex headcanons

Halsin blowjob headcanons

Smut (and other fic):

Intros for Zen, Ba, Mala, and Daz’ai.

Zandalari troll x fem!reader 1, 2, 3, 4 (just straight up porn without plot)

Daz’ai character sheet

Arranged Marriage- Zen’jan 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 (m!troll x f!reader, fluff, angst, and smut)

Kingsguard- Ba’tual 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 (m!troll x f!reader, smut)

Ice troll (Mala) x reader 1, 2

Ref for Zen’jan

Zen tag (work in progress)

Wild Gods 1, 2 (m!tiger god x f!reader)

Orc village (fem!reader x orcs, fingering, oral-male receiving, spit roasting, public sex, group sex, breeding kink, size kink)

Wood nymphs

Halsin teaches Tav how to blow him

Lovey dovey bondage and oral (Halsin/Tav)

Bear instincts smut (Halsin/Tav)

Rewrite for “at my age” conversation with Halsin (elven Tav)

Musing about Halsin morning sex

No, that’s not “text” that’s little pictures that look like letters and there a difference. Acrobat WILL fuck it up when attempting to turn this repulsive homunculus into an actually editable PDF. I WILL have to combine or split so many texts boxes, undo all the odd letter spacing and scaling, and actually line things up the right way.

The graphics on it WILL be fuzzy and wonky. It WILL leave texture/noise where the “text” was since there was so many stay pixels and soft edges in it that it assumed that it was background designs. Depending on how it interpreted things, parts of the graphics WILL be connected in ways that make no sense and it will be a pain in the ass to separate them.

Zen’jan, Ba’tual, Daz’ai, and Mala (my troll boys)

Zen’jan

Desperately still figuring out how intimate sex works. Truly just happy to have the chance to be lovey dovey and for the first time in his life explore what he actually likes outside of just a quick fuck. Has a massive praise kink and enjoys being roughed up/pushed around a bit. Years of being a bit separate socially from everyone else means that being teased and roughed up by his wife is a wildly new experience and he’s ready for more.

Ba’tual

Hedonistic asshole with control issues. Loves free-use and humiliation/degradation. It really just is “what you see is what you get” with him.

Daz’ai

Has done pretty much everything. He just really likes new experiences, whether that’s inside or outside the bedroom. Has a praise kink and needs his ego stroked. Also absolutely has a thing for size differences, which at his height is most partners tbh.

Mala