HighWarlockOfCanada

well that explains it

@akira-ran

This is the aviary science side we all need

what the **** that’s so neat

So what you’re telling me is that they were Frisbeeing tea off the ships.

#this tea

this is also fucking neat but someone censored my fucking swearing so i have to fucking put it back in this thread like who the fuck does that kind of shit and can i throw their fucking tea in the ocean for it

Can we still buy compressed tea?

the juxtaposition alone was funny enough. then I saw the caption lol

whenever you read those “10 things to know before getting this pet” things they’re so basic, just stuff about lifespan and diet and stuff, no one ever thinks to tell you “your rat is going to want to open your mouth and stick his head in” or “bearded dragons sometimes just swell their eyes to the size of ping pong balls’ or ‘chickens will try to eat your cat’

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.

When ur rice is ready and you lift the lid and some steam comes out and you see it looking all good and ready to eat

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

THE LAST ONE IS SO CUTE

@reflae

@queen-of-moths