better shake this. yikes.

i hear your heaeart beat to the beat of the drums btw

oh what a shame that you came here with someone. if you even care

just one more graduate degree bro. i promise bro just one more graduate degree bro and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more degree bro. please just one more. one more graduate degree and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just get one more graduate degree bro i promise bro. bro bro please you jsut need one more degree

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.