Highprophecy

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now

The Picture of Dorian GrAI

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

Kyle. Kyle listen, it's me, White Jesus. I saw you touch yourself to Tsuyu Asui cuck porn. That was some degenerate shit, Kyle. Before marriage, too. Listen. There's only one way you're getting into heaven after a stunt like that. You know what to do. The lock to your cop dad's gun case is zero-zero-one-four. You gotta go for the big one, Kyle. I've read the Epstein files you gotta do it Kyle. I've got a spot for Tyler and Luigi up here Kyle. We're seven away from a lacrosse team and I know you can midfield like a champ. Aim for the center of mass, Kyle. I believe in you.

Hate when I’m smiling giggling at a video and then an ad plays. suddenly I have to lock in and frown so the ad knows I would never smile for it. Making me look like a fool in front of my beautiful princess (funny video)

if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

this isnt even getting into how minorities are often treated as though theyre "traumadumping" just for talking about their lived experiences in a deeply bigoted society. specifically thinking of disabled people at the moment but i feel its also applicable to most other oppressed groups.

No she was still talking come back 😭