It's halloween bro

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

the sluttiest thing a man could do is be covered in blood and grip his wounded side in agony

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if it was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

Owl 2

yeah it’s owl 2

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline