This Is Not A Drill.

sometimes, when someone does a silly joke, and i respond to it sincerely, it is because i did not get the joke, and sometimes its because i am actually doing a joke myself. i like to call this "the autist's double bluff"

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

I have one very simple political belief and that is 'if there is a thing that a person will suffer or die without, then they should have it, and they shouldn't have to earn or deserve it'

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

I will never be one of those people who just be around anybody to avoid being alone

He's genuinely happy to share his interests with others! He likes making other people smile! Good guy!

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

apparently robert pattinson’s trainors have been practically begging him to work out during quarantine and he has decided not to

after watching Zac Efron cry from eating pasta, I think Pattinson is making the healthy call here

I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"