HighlyEntropicMind

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haha just like chicken

Musk, and all the people who voted republican, and everyone else who knowingly enabled this, is literally worse than Hitler, based on number of genocide victims

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

This is evidence Tumblr is the only social media that will survive because it's the only one time travelers seem to use

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?

AITA for killing that guy

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

HOO WAY