Goodbye John

Know what’s real fucked? Every other age group has the correct aged actors representing them except teenagers. Adults play adults - children play children; but teenagers are played by more adults. Why? Because apparently our body changes from puberty are too ugly for TV. So what happens? We go through those years looking at the perfect “teenagers” and wondering why we don’t look like that.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD THAT MY FIST BREAKS*

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

Could teenage girls stop acting like they’re the victims of sexual assault when someone flirts with them it’s not a crime against nature to be attracted to you and you have every right to reject them it’s called being part of the human race

could old men stop defending paedophiles and sexual harrassment on my post

it’s incredibly freaking creepy when an old man flirts with a teenage girl. Saying that from experience.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Ugh

I’m a teacher myself and this is utter bullshit. 

Common Core needs to burn in hell. I hate it. Every parent that I know hates it. My aunt and uncle who are teachers hate it. It is complete horse shit and I hope whoever created it gets a Saints Row dildo bat in the eye.

Everytime i eat i feel like dying

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

you BITCH

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 

Also we become extremely talkative since we kind of compensate our usual quietness that way

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began. After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.” Metal men are nicer than most.

I think the rules for metal dudes are universal. 1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them. 2. If someone falls, help them up. 3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them

Please help spread this

what????

this book should not be available anywhere to anyone. neither should debi pearl’s marriage book ‘created to be his helpmeet’. both available on amazon as far as i know. evil

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

pocket change fell out in the dryer again whoops 

#we are desperate