oof

you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

they aren’t old enough to go to medical school. this is fraud and they’re all unethical quacks

dont be fucking ageist on my post

answer me this: how high is their kill count

with you, it will be one more.

Sometimes, the ghosts on this blog are real.

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

wish life was as simple as stardew valley where i grow some vegetables and then some dancing apples build me a green house