High King Lucifer

the fucking eagles got him

Please Gabby

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

The people who disagree now have always disagreed, but now the government is condoning a lack of care for others and normalizing racism and fascism

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

ooooooo that boi know he bad!🔥

That lean was crazy

Im convinced michael jackson possessed him

🔥🔥🔥🔥

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

Excuse me?

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