lol what is this mess

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

It is usually none, yeah.

"don't tell the president I'm doing this, he'll cancel my citizenship"

"pursue your dumb ideas"

Potion of Time Stop [Cursed Item, Legendary] As an action you can consume this potion. This briefly stops the flow of time for everyone but yourself. No time passes for other creatures, while you take 1d4 + 1 turns in a row, during which you can use actions and move as normal. When the spell ends, you die instantly.

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

Finally, art that represents when you are doing something and feel the urge to hold one (1) boob and also are procrastinating getting dressed

official boob post

The cum tanks by e-girl street. Yeah you can't miss them.

This post is to tell everyone: Go drink some water, please eat something and remember that I am proud of you.   . * ・ ♡ °  . 。