I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep

"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

things! are! changing! i am making them change!

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

this year i want to give myself a chance. i want to let myself do things that might make me happy! i deserve to at least try.

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

People used to talk about blondes and brunettes like they were different genders

I’ve been through hell and back these past few months and what I’ve come to realize is…. a bitch is invincible to be quite honest