Tired and Drinking Coffee

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

The Midwestern urge to be genuinely nice and friendly to strangers without expecting anything in return

Spouse graduates (he is finished but there’s not like an actual ceremony because he did it online) from grad school this weekend, what kind of cake should I make for him?

Okay so since I am Under the Weather and don’t wanna go get ingredients I’m gonna use what I have here and in a brief moment of clarity from rampaging sinuses I came up with such a cursed idea for a cake

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

Every use you just listed a tablet for, it would be better to put a picture book or coloring book in a child's hands. Something that doesn't negatively harm their attention span and create dopamine dependencies.

imagine saying "it's like a drug" as a good thing..

rb in tags are u the one taking the pickle or giving it away