Little Latin Boy In Drag Why Are You Crying?

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

#gonna mentally pair this with that post about how elizabeth heralds death #every man she kisses shortly afterwards dies at sea #and she sees the ghostly black pearl as a girl when no one else does #and at the start of the story elizabeth - the sea's own psychopomp - sees will floating past and sounds the alarm to save him #and she falls in love with the one man the sea will never kill (@aethersea​)

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

Listen I knew it LMAO but damn what a weird twist

Okay but why I think Tarchon was gonna go for neferet like….

Uhhhhh? Maybe I spoke too soon